Comrades! As FC hurdles toward us like mutants in Moscow metro, we, the People's Politboro of the Communist Party would like to remind you that happiness is mandatory, and we will be making much party in only 67 days! We have received word that the
Russian LGBT Network has officially recognized us as a charity group! We have been communicating directly with them behind the (iron) curtains to get you more information on this fantastic organization. We will have translated official documents on hand from the charity, and please note that ALL of our profits will go to them AS WELL as the sponsored Further Confusion charity (to be announced by the convention)! Please remember that your tips don't only help us with the cost of running our event, but will go to directly foster positive change to LGBT persons living in the former Soviet Union, who are actively struggling under barbaric censorship, civil rights abuses and outright imprisonment. We use our parody of the Soviet system to diminish those who would use it as an authoritarian weapon, speak truth to power, and to make a difference in the world while having an excellent time. Thank you for your mandatory participation, we're working hard to bring you fantastic partytime, and as always...
GLORY TO WORKERS!